[Ryan doesn't think it's too bad. It's actually kind of adorable to see him this worked up about it? But it's so weird to not have to shove that thought down where it can't be seen or felt. He can just...think it's adorable? Really?]

It doesn't work like that, man. Guys can be into lots of kinds of guys. It's not like...here's the one type of desirable dude.

[That much Ryan knows from experience. He's met guys that have preferences all over the place. It's just unfortunate that his one night stands expected him to be a particular kind of guy.]

Besides, you're definitely the kind of guy guys are into because like...honestly? I've been into you since like, middle school, man.

[Might as well throw that in there since it's all coming up now anyway.]